spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

  • outfit game: on point
  • mental health game: ?????
  • He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond.
    ― I did not write this (via llovespell)

    sexhaver:

    there’s a tradition where if you step on the campus seal in the middle of the quad you won’t graduate in 4 years unless you touch a statue of our school mascot (a goat that’s is like 60 feet away across an open field) within 10 seconds and I just watched a senior accidentally step on it, holler “SHIT” at the top of his lungs, drop his bags, and break into a dead sprint across the lawn. I love college

    You wounded me, but I survived.
    ― (via yoursixwordstory)